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Hidaka: The war even comes to this Eskimo village. I looked up 'suspended animation' in the dictionary and I don't think that this is going to be any good at-AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Joel: See, I told you guys it would work. Japanese General: Operation Rear View Mirror has failed. Crow: No that's WD40- my favorite lubricant! Crow: No, that's a CB term, you know uh, '2-4, good buddy.' Servo: No, that's 10-4- no that's a tax form you fill out. Servo: Isn't that an off road truck? Crow: No, that's a 4x4. Servo: No, that's a black gospel singing group. Caller 2: Great stuff! More more more MORE MORE!!! GIMME MORE!!! I WANT MOOOOOOOORE!!!! Crow: Oh, he must mean Dave Moore. Servo: Hey buddy, is that your head, or did your neck grow a bubble? Joel: Hey you should talk, listen I think we should listen to another one. Servo: Could I say something to our friendly caller, Joel? Joel: Of course, Servo. Crow: Is that so, Joel Hodgson? I think that guy needs an antispasmodic. Servo: What a complete wing-nut! Joel: Well listen, Servo, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I hope you don't continue the program, not in that fashion anyway. It was like being in a theater with a bunch of rude Jr. Hey Cambot, could you give it to me on a blue star field screen and give it to me one time, CG bold helvetica straight up on two? Caller 1: I enjoyed the movie, but really hated the constant interruptions that were on there. Servo: Hey Joel, let's listen to one of the messages! Joel: Alright, that's a good idea. It sure helps out here on the Satellite of Love to get your messages. Barugon Joel: Hey, thanks a lot for calling in last week, everybody. Revenge of the Mysterons Star Force: Fugitive Alien II Servo: They must've spent tens of dollars on this. Joel: Oh he's pacing, right? Crow: His boots weren't made for walking. Joel: Are they sweating or is that sap?. Joel: They stay down pretty good for being made out of wood. Invaders from the Deep Captain Troy Tempest: No visible sign of trouble.

Crow: You found the secret of life? Why should it bum you out? Joel: It was on 8-track. Crow: Yes, Joel Hodgson? Joel: I found the secret of life the other day. KTMA (Season 0) The Green Slime Man: That's an asteroid! Joel: That's no asteroid. Mike & the Bots, Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo, Observer What do the colors mean? The color scheme for the table indicates the different channels and cast arrangements for MST3K:.See the discussion page for suggested formatting and more inclusion guidelines. On the other hand, these quotes do include MST3K humor that arises from cultural references that aren't practical to explain within a quote page, so they are left as mental exercises for the reader (or the use of external sites with such explanations). A good guideline for adding quotes here is to limit them to ones that communicate their humor through the text itself, with a minimum of context. Much of the humor in Mystery Science Theater 3000 comes from visual or sound sources that cannot be adequately communicated through a text quote page. (Some older browsers don't provide this feature or have it disabled, in which case you can still see the title as a URL in your browser's status bar.) As you pause your mouse over each box in the table, the title of the episode, short, or special will pop up in a tooltip. You can browse these quotes by scrolling through the page, looking for a specific title using your browser's Find or Search feature, or click on a numbered link in the table of contents. (See Notes below for help on using this page.) There are 198 movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999 2017–2018 2022–) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness.

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